Wednesday, March 11

EVICTION!!

I got an eviction notice today. It didn't say why on the paper. It gave a bunch of possible reasons such as:
A) Failure of student to make any payment required under this agreement when due
B)When the student causes any material, substantial or continuing breach of this agreement
C)When the students' conduct interferes with other residents' rights to peaceful enjoyment of the premises, recklessly endangers human life including self.....
D)When the student doesn't live by the BYU standards while on BYU approved housing.

My bet is on either C or D. C is silly though. I mean my black market rare diamond and jewel smuggling was hardly "recklessly" endangering human life. There were only 2 times where gun shots were fired, and only once was anyone actually injured. . .fatally. D is a little more understandable. I mean check out my goat bellow!



No worries though i shaved and the merciful landlords have allowed me to stay. and it looks like my black market "dealings" are gonna have to go underground. If you need somethin talk to Vinny. Tell him the cupcakes have gone bad. He'll know what to do.

2 comments:

melissa said...

ooooh, now i know what you meant when you said, "i have to see a man about a kite." good code.

Timothy said...

thanks. like you and nates code. only the only simularity is they were both good. remember that code? it was good