Great Jumping Snakes! Kroger Mac and Cheese for only 38C!! I'm not kidding! At the local Smith's (24 hr service) they have a whole binful marked as such! I was skeptical @ first too. thought i, "Surely you jest! Mr. Smith is pulling my leg!" and indeed they were. . . On the receipt it said 39c! but 39c m&c is nothing to carp about! i suggest a celebration! and what better way to celebrate than with Dino Bites chicken nuggets?! I submit there is no better way to illustrate our rejoicing spirit! "But what to drink?" you my find yourself musing. "surely there is a beverage that will accentuate this marvelous feast!!" (double exclamatory punctuation devices for emphasis!!) Fortuneately I have just the thing. "what?" I hear you begging to know. patience my young friends (old ones may forgo w/ the patience) i shall tell you in good time. Welch's Mandarin Mango Flavored Blend of 4 Juices Fruit Juice Cocktail From Concentrate!!! (3's not over doing it is it?)
It's a party. It's a Birthday Party! It's YOUR birthday party! Happy Birthday Darling, we all love you very very much!!
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well darling, I think your dinner sounds (um, how to say this politely?) less than nutritionally sound. really. is that the way I brought you up? where's the hotdogs? where's the orange juice? honestly kid, have you learned nothing from your alma mater (literally, soul mother)?
you can't have hot dogs with every m&c meal silly madre soul! chick nuggets are an adequate substitution and you know it and mandarian mango juice is cheaper than oj! ha but i'm almost out from my glutanous feast :( alas
WE had homemade pizza and celery with peanut butter and oranges with WATER to drink.
who's jealous now?
way to rain on my parade susy raincloud. some of us can't affor luxuries such as "celery" and "WATER". pshhhh
and did your celery cost 39c's? doubt it.
yeah, it probably did actually. rain rain rain rain rain can't stop raining on the macaroni parade
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