i enjoy a good laugh!

I can always count on britton kowalk's blog along with his friend blog. they are a HOOT! no really i find great stuff there, like this
It is great.



sometimes i want to write a post and have nothing to say. sometimes i have something to say and no time to write a post.

I went snowboarding in my board shorts on saturday.that was so fun people kept giving us the funniest looks. they* would glance down at me presumptuously and state in a dinasque (dih-nàsk) undertone , "um wow uh this is awkward. . .um i don't really know how to say this without hurting anyone's feelings but hey buddy um i dunno if you noticed. . .but your manner of dress is well. . .not well suited for your endeavors." to this i would look them square in the eye and reply,"who you callin buddy, pal?" or "Jumping jaguars dave!" (dave lives next door, he came w/me)"we forgot our body temperature stabelizing protective outerwear! how will our anatomy keep its hard fought homeostasis?" dave would look at me with a slight tinge of fright in his eye and say "Tim, i just don't know. it looks like we're in quite the conumdrum. good thing i brought this nongate equalizer. it should peleinge that dinasque** migglek." To this the muggle would say with emphasis, "I certainly hope the reader clicked on that dinasque link and scrolled to the bottom and read the definition of dinasque. it would also be benificiary if they read the whole post about captcha's." at which time me and dave would look at one another and simultaniously think "when did a muggle come into the story?" at which point i'll have to go back and edit one in with a handy "*". how convenient asteriks are. asterick should be a captcha and it was at this time that the wizard duel got ugly. sparks flew and we were banned from wizarding at Brighton ski resort evermore. good day to you

*They being a small crowd of muggles, the foremost being a tall lanky man with large ears, wearing large purple sweat pants. (excuse me sir where do you get off criticizing my apparel decisions)
**. . .that dinasque. Harry suddenly jumped from behind the large eared gangly chap and yelled ferociously at Malfoy migglek! Ron couldn't believe Harry would use such a cruel curse, even on the vile Malfoy, but his shock was nothing in comparison to harry's when later the wizarding duel got ugly. To this the muggle. . .