. . .So there i was in mexico with older brother Jesse (well at the end of the dream it was jesse, at this point i think it was some general or military officer) and a couple of other people and we were trying to get to the top secret airplane hidden by the government so we could save the day. we were being chased by our rivals. There was a gun fight. Then we got to the airplane but it was just me and jesse (or his soldier counterpart) and the top secret airplane and its like 8 against 2. fortunately the airplane had a super high tech fancy gun so i lured them in and jesse(or so) got the rest of them except for the boss and then suddenly it was me and Jesse and we were in the military base (now in the USA)with my rival. he was fighting against us in the gun fight but had to team up for the greater good. . .
So I think we flew to get there. . .but the point is suddenly we were in the top secret air force base and we were searching for a top secret jet with special abilities which would be just what we needed to stop the evil genius' plot to do something evil and geniusy. Anyways that was surprisingly easy so we get in the Jet. Jesse is driving, and my rival morphs into my buddy Titan and everyone starts freaking out and saying hey someone is stealing the top secret jet! so we're trying to get lift but we weren't going very fast. I thought "hey jesse why are you driving so slow there is no way we are going to make it over that fence." We didn't.
Soooo we had to turn around and try again but this time we are going towards the base but still going way too slow. surprisingly (but no that surprisingly) no one tries to do anything to stop us. (they most have known our cause was a just one) but I say "Jesse, we aren't going to have room look we need to go to the road so we have more space to lift off!" so we go over there and I'm like oh i hope we don't run anyone off the road, and then i see a car coming up on the side of us (yes, the car passed a top secret jet. i'm telling you jesse was driving like a gramma, or how a gramma would drive if she were driving a JET!!!! COME ON JESSE PICK IT UP A BIT!!) Anyways I look down and who is there but good ole' stephanie nickerson and her family. I'm thinking hey thats stephanie nickerson whats she doing here and then she starts waving at me and Titan so I'm like hey look it's stepanie nickerson and titan was like we need to lift off now! so i yell at jesse to speed up and we lifted up and then. . .
I woke up. thanks a lot boss for calling me and telling me we aren't working today till 4 cuz it rained too much yesterday. awesome. now we'll never know if the geniusy plan was foiled or not. (deep sigh)
1 comment:
So typical of me that I can't even speed to lift off in a super-secret government jet. Here I thought I could never join the Air Force because I was blind. Actually, it's because I have a constitutional resistance to driving fast.
At least I'm not bad in a gun fight, when I may or may not be myself.
And by the way, if you ever get bored, you should do what I said that one time and write them into entertaining books with spies and ghosts on the covers. I will be your editor for the low low price of 45.634% of the profits.
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