So there
I was, blog stalking. The kid was talking about how he's training for an
iron man contest and he over eats to compensate for the energy burned, etc.
etc. etc. now here's the kicker, at the bottom of the screen there was an
add for "5 foods to NEVER eat!" so i caved. . .and i clicked it.
Now to
understand why, you must know that I am secretly still a chunk. I know, i
look so dashingly handsome and fit that it is hard to grasp the concept.
don't think about it too much. . .thats what I do. . .haha unfortunately,
not thinking about something doesn't make it go away. So here i am
watching the excessively long intro video to "beyond diet" For only 50 bucks they can
teach me what NOT to eat to get myself into the fat burning zone and thus create
the fat burning effect!
here's the catch (for those of you you didn't
catch it the first time). . .it's 50 bones. . . who has that kind of money to
spend on looking good? I DO!!!!!!! so i bought it. . . no thats
a lie, but I did watch the repetitive and tediously
prolonged intro. vid.
What did
i learn? a bunch of stuff we all already know that I will share in a couple
months when i have washboard abs. You'll be able to wash your clothes
with OberneHosick hard water soap when I'm done!
The video
asks "can you imagine your self with a flat stomach?
I propose that, that is not a fair question?
4 comments:
i can't picture myself not eating pizza and cookies and hot chocolate, so i guess i can't picture myself with a flat stomach anymore. (i used to be able to have both, but now i'm old i guess.) WHO NEEDS IT ANYWAY?
not me!! i just decided not to go swimming again till i'm married!! haha
That was a funny blog. I liked his version of the questions at the end. What the heck is "OberneHosick hard water soap"? Is that one of those that I brought home from a motel and tried to get you to use instead of buying soap?
if you would have clicked the washboard link you would know what that soap is!!
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